Boy: “Every time I take that class it’s like I’m giving birth!”
Friend: “How?!”
Boy: “Just, like, ‘cause I’m trying to get it over with.”
—- Overheard at Stone Row
(Submitted by fairdom-likes)
Discovered while researching for a paper.
“No, she said like, all drugs should be free so the junkies don’t, like, die.”
— Overheard in Community Garden
(Submitted by sladostrasnik)
6 days ago | Permalink
“It pisses me off. You can’t advertise free brownies on that poster. I mean, I know they’re not pot brownies. It’s, like, false advertising.”
— Disgruntled girl in Village G, talking about “Politics of Pot” event posters
(Submitted by D.)
1 week ago | Permalink
“Maybe I should do this when I haven’t had any beer…”
— Boy, beginning to climb up drainpipe at Stone Row, then stopping and climbing down
1 week ago | Permalink
Boy 1, on bench near library: “Spring Fling isn’t over until I say it’s over!”
Boy 2: “Dude. I’m fucking tired and I have work to do. Shut up.”
(Submitted by Anonymous)
2 weeks ago | Permalink
Girl outside of library: “Wait, what are you going to do now that you’re done with sproj?”
Boy, after a pause: “Well, today I’m going to get drunk before dinner. Really drunk. Then take a nap. That’s the new life plan.”
2 weeks ago | Permalink
Boy, walking with girl: ”I mean, if you calculated the net worth of all my past girlfriends, we’re talking Fortune 500 here…”
(Submitted by Anonymous)
3 weeks ago | Permalink
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From [undergrad] e-mail about Room Draw. Best/most accurate typo ever?
Boy 1, eating in Kline: ”In the EU prostitution is legal. You just have to pay tax on it.”
Boy 2: ”Mmm, that’s cool.”
(Submitted by fairdom-likes)
3 weeks ago | Permalink
What happens when Bard College’s Accepted Students Day and 4/20 fall on the same Saturday? One college newspaper was brave enough to find out.
”Frogs; they develop the same way that starfish do, but different.”
— Bio Professor
(Submitted by fairdom-likes)
3 weeks ago | Permalink
LIBERAL ARTS OR DEATH
“I don’t have time to explain the world to people who can’t read! We might as well just let them all kill each other!”
— Emphatic senior on the shuttle
(Submitted by Anonymous)
3 weeks ago | Permalink
“Maaan, my mom did my laundry when she came and visited, shit was so lame.”
— Boy in Kline
(Submitted by Anonymous)
3 weeks ago | Permalink
