1. ssofia:

From my senior project What Lives Here Now. On display May 9-14 at Bard College, Annandale-on-Hudson, NY.

    ssofia:

    From my senior project What Lives Here Now. On display May 9-14 at Bard College, Annandale-on-Hudson, NY.

  2. "Well, I once had a student write a paper where they compared a medieval poet to Kanye West. At least it was an interesting paper, and he clearly knew a lot about Kanye West…"

    — Professor in RKC

    (Submitted by Anonymous)

  3. Outside of the Library on Accepted Students Day

    Parent: “Hey, sorry to bother you. What do people do in the library?”

    Girl smoking a cigarette: “Um…like, work usually. You know.”

    Parent: “Oh, right! …Like schoolwork?”

    (pause)

    Girl: “Uh. Yeah. Reading and…stuff.”

    Parent: “Cool, cool! Thanks!”

    (Submitted by Anonymous)

  4. The remnants of someone’s strange Saturday night, lying near the path next to the Toasters.

    The remnants of someone’s strange Saturday night, lying near the path next to the Toasters.

  5. "It’s all about just changing the font to that Georgia shit…"

    — Senior in library

    (Submitted by H.)

  6. A lonely squirt gun in the Kline lost and found bin.

    A lonely squirt gun in the Kline lost and found bin.

  7. The artwork on display in the library right now is a bunch of drawings made by children at the Abigail Lundquist Botstein Nursery School.

    "Colossal Squid" is my personal favorite.

  8. I guess the Italian department joined in and decided to have fun with the title of an [undergrad] email.
Apparently Bard’s just having a weird day with technology.

    I guess the Italian department joined in and decided to have fun with the title of an [undergrad] email.

    Apparently Bard’s just having a weird day with technology.

  9. By far the strangest e-mail I’ve received from the Literature program.

    By far the strangest e-mail I’ve received from the Literature program.

  10. Geography is relative, bro

    Boy in RKC: “What’s up with all your Southern swagger?”

    Girl: “I spent all my summers in Maryland so, you know…”

    (Submitted by S.)

  11. theghost0fstef:

    I made a facebook post about how public restrooms don’t phase me because of my dorm’s very own chamring facilities, and when someone made a comment about how her dorm has clean bathrooms I replied

    You’re missing out on prime bathroom bootcamp! You have to break down a man’s walls to prepare him for what lies within the stalls”

    and idk man it was so poetic of me

  12. frightened:

    okay so if i talk about a professor in my senior project, and describe him as a “handsome hedgehog of a man,” do  you think i could still ask him to be on my board?

  13. bardlux:

    THE RIVALRY BETWEEN THE BARD FREE PRESS AND LUX LITERARY MAGAZINE RAGES ON.

    …But really, what is truth?

    (Submissions to Lux are due on April 1st - send your visual and written stuff to lux@bard.edu for your shot at eternal glory and fame)

    Bard College, where the listservs cause drama and the publications secretly love each other.

  14. kawaiiofthehill:

    My college is so lovely.

  15. Take that, Seasonal Path.

    Take that, Seasonal Path.